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Recalling 30 reasons why you are Thankful is only hard in narrowing it down, and not in finding reasons. It's all about perspective. See My entire list HERE; "For This I Am Thankful". :)
If being in my pajamas all day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
Apparently I contracted the "screaming-intestines-writhing
I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
I hate when girls see each other outside of work or school and scream and make these noises that only dolphins could understand. Please tell me I've never done that....
I need an app that just screams “Put the phone down and go do something, idiot!” whenever I pick my phone up.
Whenever I'm driving, and someone lets me go in front of them, I always feel the need to go as fast as possible, so they don't regret their decision. I won't let you down, Mr. Mercedes Man, I won't let you down.
How to dress like Lady Gaga for Halloween: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head.
I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making a healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
If you had a terrible childhood..... you're gonna be REALLY-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions.
"We are all living in cages with the doors wide open." -George Lucas
Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn't those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?
Writing for others is a lot more fulfilling to me than writing just for myself. Don't forget to check out my new weekly articles on EPIC PARENT!!
**Despite what I may think, God never gives me more than I can handle.